Long story short....One of us got lucky the other one is in a constant battle to ensure the safety of the universe. The Turkey and the Chicken met at a mutual friends house. The Turkey said he could fly, he failed...very badly. The Chicken felt bad so she wobbled down the hill and helped the Turkey climb back up. They ended up having a conversation and clucking back and forth. Finally, that nice friend told them to add each other on myspace (that is Facebook for old people, for all you kids reading this). For the most part, the rest is history. Now, the Turkey is obviously better than the Chicken at everything but he thinks it is only fair since she helped him once that he help her through her entire life. What a clucking story with a bunch of feathers and straw that hide your wooden floor. This is the fight against the universe, to ensure the most comfortable life for the chicken and being there to support the turkey!