Let’s see where to start . . .
Once upon time a tall, dark, and handsome man drove his little, blue Acura to SMUD to pay his super late electricity bill . . . (sorry, Babe had to add that!) Before Mr. Handsome could even inquire about “the super, late” bill, the woman behind the counter told him he would have to pick up the customer service phone on the other side of the wall if he had any questions. (She quickly turned the other way hoping to catch a glimpse of him walking away!!!!!) But, Mr. Handsome had other intentions and informed the young woman that he was not interested in speaking to a customer service rep. (Can you believe that! How Rude!) He then, tossed a SMUD business card under the “bullet proof” window (how scary is that) what was he doing??? Was he going to hold up SMUD? What’s going on? What was on that card? No, no, he just informed the young woman he would actually like her phone number so he could take her out!! Did I mention the gentleman was extremely handsome? So, in the end, Mr. Handsome won over a date with soon-to-be ……………….Ms. Handsome!!!!
Well………as you know the rest is history……he swept her off her feet and on their five year anniversary they will become husband and wife and live happily ever after.
The End “Beginning”